Funny Thoughts to Ponder About Life
Part of the fun of seshing with friends is having deep conversations about things like which letter in "scent" is silent and whether or not aliens exist.
To give you some talking inspiration for your next sesh, we've compiled thirty of the best stoner thoughts and questions for you to ponder.
These are thoughts and questions we've thought of, heard, or read, and we're bringing them to you.
Spark up and keep reading.
30 Best Stoner Thoughts
1. Who decided the alphabet was in alphabetical order?
2. If oranges are orange, why are limes not called "greens"?
3. What does water taste like?
4. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
5. Can you daydream at night?
6. If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?
7. If you buy a bigger bed, you're left with more bed room but less bedroom.
8. If you smoke weed on a boat, does that make it seaweed?
9. If you're in a competition by yourself, do you come in first or last?
10. If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?
11. Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things.
12. Actions supposedly speak louder than words, but speaking is also an action.
13. Which came first, the plant or the seed?
14. Technically, the brain named itself.
15. If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?
16. At some point, your parents set you down and never picked you up again.
17. If you clean a vacuum, do you become the vacuum cleaner?
18. If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
19. Being "up" for something means the same thing as being "down" for something.
20. What do teeth taste like? Does everyone's teeth taste differently?
21. Humans cut down trees for paper on which to draw trees.
22. How does a sponge hold water if it's full of holes?
23. An echo can't talk, but it can still reply.
24. Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood.
25. If you try to fail, but end up succeeding, which did you actually do?
26. The word "bed" looks like a bed.
27. Is a gingerbread man made of house, or is his house made of flesh?
28. Belle and the Beast have to buy all new furniture for their castle — it all turned into people!
29. Do pets name their owners?
30. Right now, you are both the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again.
What stoner thoughts would you add to this list? Share with us down in the comments.
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Sherie
April 10, 2020, 11:35 am
Why's it called chilli if it's not hot?
alden
April 11, 2020, 9:51 am
That's a darn good question!
vonte
April 21, 2020, 2:32 pm
if you trim the brush off a toothbrush, is it just called a tooth?
alden
April 22, 2020, 8:24 am
Alisa
May 29, 2020, 8:46 am
Why do we park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?
alden
June 05, 2020, 2:58 pm
Ha! That's a good one, Alisa.
CeCe
June 26, 2020, 11:56 am
If a blind person dream can they see it
Alison
July 01, 2020, 7:43 am
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!
alden
July 01, 2020, 1:06 pm
Kinston
July 15, 2020, 10:41 am
What if a phobia you have is how you died in your past life, and if you don't have any phobias, that this is your first life? also, Your knuckles are just finger-knees and your knee is just one really big knuckle….your welcome 🙂
alden
July 15, 2020, 3:17 pm
Anthony
July 21, 2020, 9:34 pm
I wonder what Bob Ross's favorite band was?…… I reckon it was blatantly the Eagles
scanty
July 26, 2020, 8:05 am
why is it called a building even when it has been built?
Jeremy
August 02, 2020, 2:45 pm
If your feet don't measure to 12 inches, then is it really a foot?
Deondranae
August 08, 2020, 5:35 pm
Why does food get cold but drinks get hot?
marcus
September 01, 2020, 5:47 pm
is it calt night becouse there is no light?
marcus
September 01, 2020, 5:48 pm
is it calt sand becaus its between sea and land?
riley
September 09, 2020, 7:34 pm
u can never stand backwards on stairs
Sam
September 19, 2020, 9:28 am
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?
Sam
September 19, 2020, 9:30 am
When you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter is so light that your lighter won't light.
Nick
October 04, 2020, 7:01 pm
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Lucifer
October 15, 2020, 4:35 am
Ever drank something while drinking ?
Bradley
October 17, 2020, 10:49 pm
If you travel to the past, are you still living in your future?
Joy
October 20, 2020, 10:46 pm
No one has ever been in an empty room.
And your reflection is not you. It's a younger version of you.
Jhon
November 02, 2020, 7:28 pm
Wait do you shoot the gun, or does the gun shoot you
November 06, 2020, 4:36 am
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Can you daydream at night?
If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?
Abby
November 15, 2020, 7:13 am
Can you stand backwards on stairs
November 29, 2020, 7:20 am
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January 05, 2021, 6:06 pm
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